Thor: The Dark World Trailer - A fight that appears to take place in the prison
Can this happen, please? No? Okay.
#and after the batter of hogwarts was over and they’d fought side by side they got married and adopted a pygmy puff and they named it after harry because they really are quite fond of harry and all that
This is why I love Tumblr
a vampire and a piece of gum argue a lot
two new-agey hippies break up over a drug metaphor
an irs agent keeps bumping into a dead guy. later they play chess.
a magical dictator and an ex-con who is for some reason allowed to be an officer of the law bicker over their shitty kid and occasionally try to maim each other
instead of concentrating on their fucking jobs during the apocalypse, a sexless technological aberration commits fraternization with the easiest target around - a tactless, acidic piece of shit and they attempt to engage in a unethical & illegal cross-species liaison just because
a renegade space savior boinks an alien technology prodigy with no immune system some 5+ years her junior.
two spoiled, bratty, barely functional adults with daddy issues seduce each other via unveiled insults
broke bitches unite
in case anyone hasn’t seen today’s cyanide and happiness comic strip
“We mistake sex for romance. Guys are taught that pushing a girl up against a wall is romance. Sex is easy; you can do it with anyone, yourself, with batteries. Romance is when someone you like walks into a room and they take your breath away. Romance is when two people are dancing and they fit together perfectly. Romance is when two people are walking next to each other and all of a sudden they find themselves holding hands, and they don’t know how that happened.”—John C. Moffi
That Asgardian Bastard.