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wotcher-doctor: hp-and-the-superwholockin: tumbl-dore: tumbl-dore: brotp #sometimes I think that dean and samaus had a ~thing~ #I mean think about it #it’s not like anyone else in their year would notice #hell they could probably have had sex in the dorm while harry ron and neville were there and no one would’ve noticed #because harry would have been angsting and ron would have been thinking about banging hermione and neville would have been too caught up in a cloud of his own BAMFness to hear #in fact this is my new headcanon #like #they just made out all the time and fooled around a little once they got older and held hands in the hallways and NO ONE NOTICED LOL BECAUSE HARRY FUCKING POTTER WITH HIS TEENAGE EMOTIONS AND HETEROSEXUALITY OVERSHADOWED ALL THE GOOD TIMES #but like they’re also bff too #and after the batter of hogwarts was over and they’d fought side by side they got married and adopted a pygmy puff and they named it after harry because they really are quite fond of harry and all that #and dean never lets sameaus cook lol #and sometimes they’ll laugh over that one time they broke up and dean dated ginny and giggle over the fact that now she’s boning the guy who never noticed their love  #and after the batter of hogwarts was over and they’d fought side by side they got married and adopted a pygmy puff and they named it after harry because they really are quite fond of harry and all that adopted a pygmy puff and they named it after harry This is why I love Tumblr HEADCANON ACCEPTED.
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wotcher-doctor: hp-and-the-superwholockin: tumbl-dore: tumbl-dore: brotp #sometimes I think that dean and samaus had a ~thing~ #I mean think about it #it’s not like anyone else in their year would notice #hell they could probably have had sex in the dorm while harry ron and neville were there and no one would’ve noticed #because harry would have been angsting and ron would have been thinking about banging hermione and neville would have been too caught up in a cloud of his own BAMFness to hear #in fact this is my new headcanon #like #they just made out all the time and fooled around a little once they got older and held hands in the hallways and NO ONE NOTICED LOL BECAUSE HARRY FUCKING POTTER WITH HIS TEENAGE EMOTIONS AND HETEROSEXUALITY OVERSHADOWED ALL THE GOOD TIMES #but like they’re also bff too #and after the batter of hogwarts was over and they’d fought side by side they got married and adopted a pygmy puff and they named it after harry because they really are quite fond of harry and all that #and dean never lets sameaus cook lol #and sometimes they’ll laugh over that one time they broke up and dean dated ginny and giggle over the fact that now she’s boning the guy who never noticed their love  #and after the batter of hogwarts was over and they’d fought side by side they got married and adopted a pygmy puff and they named it after harry because they really are quite fond of harry and all that adopted a pygmy puff and they named it after harry This is why I love Tumblr HEADCANON ACCEPTED.
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#sometimes I think that dean and samaus had a ~thing~ #I mean think about it #it’s not like anyone else in their year would notice #hell they could probably have had sex in the dorm while harry ron and neville were there and no one would’ve noticed #because harry would have been angsting and ron would have been thinking about banging hermione and neville would have been too caught up in a cloud of his own BAMFness to hear #in fact this is my new headcanon #like #they just made out all the time and fooled around a little once they got older and held hands in the hallways and NO ONE NOTICED LOL BECAUSE HARRY FUCKING POTTER WITH HIS TEENAGE EMOTIONS AND HETEROSEXUALITY OVERSHADOWED ALL THE GOOD TIMES #but like they’re also bff too #and after the batter of hogwarts was over and they’d fought side by side they got married and adopted a pygmy puff and they named it after harry because they really are quite fond of harry and all that #and dean never lets sameaus cook lol #and sometimes they’ll laugh over that one time they broke up and dean dated ginny and giggle over the fact that now she’s boning the guy who never noticed their love

 #and after the batter of hogwarts was over and they’d fought side by side they got married and adopted a pygmy puff and they named it after harry because they really are quite fond of harry and all that

adopted a pygmy puff and they named it after harry

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vilefangirl: geekybones: flux—and—flow: reginaliveshappilyeverafter: wethecommon: sunday-wakeup: oeste: a vampire and a piece of gum argue a lot two new-agey hippies break up over a drug metaphor an irs agent keeps bumping into a dead guy. later they play chess. a magical dictator and an ex-con who is for some reason allowed to be an officer of the law bicker over their shitty kid and occasionally try to maim each other instead of concentrating on their fucking jobs during the apocalypse, a sexless technological aberration commits fraternization with the easiest target around - a tactless, acidic piece of shit and they attempt to engage in a unethical & illegal cross-species liaison just because a renegade space savior boinks an alien technology prodigy with no immune system some 5+ years her junior. two spoiled, bratty, barely functional adults with daddy issues seduce each other via unveiled insults
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vilefangirl:

geekybones:

flux—and—flow:

reginaliveshappilyeverafter:

wethecommon:

sunday-wakeup:

oeste:

a vampire and a piece of gum argue a lot

two new-agey hippies break up over a drug metaphor

an irs agent keeps bumping into a dead guy. later they play chess.

a magical dictator and an ex-con who is for some reason allowed to be an officer of the law bicker over their shitty kid and occasionally try to maim each other

instead of concentrating on their fucking jobs during the apocalypse, a sexless technological aberration commits fraternization with the easiest target around - a tactless, acidic piece of shit and they attempt to engage in a unethical & illegal cross-species liaison just because

a renegade space savior boinks an alien technology prodigy with no immune system some 5+ years her junior.

two spoiled, bratty, barely functional adults with daddy issues seduce each other via unveiled insults

“We mistake sex for romance. Guys are taught that pushing a girl up against a wall is romance. Sex is easy; you can do it with anyone, yourself, with batteries. Romance is when someone you like walks into a room and they take your breath away. Romance is when two people are dancing and they fit together perfectly. Romance is when two people are walking next to each other and all of a sudden they find themselves holding hands, and they don’t know how that happened.”—John C. Moffi 
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“We mistake sex for romance. Guys are taught that pushing a girl up against a wall is romance. Sex is easy; you can do it with anyone, yourself, with batteries. Romance is when someone you like walks into a room and they take your breath away. Romance is when two people are dancing and they fit together perfectly. Romance is when two people are walking next to each other and all of a sudden they find themselves holding hands, and they don’t know how that happened.”—John C. Moffi 

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